I swear I remember changing buckets to fuckets a few days after posting the story, but I guess I either didn’t save it or I was hallucinating. Either way: fuck you, fuck me, fuck apples, fuck trees.

Originally, the first three chapters were meant to by one. However, I was so naive and eager, that I didn't realize how lackluster they were divided. Some have said that there just wasn't enough substance to really hook them. So, I did what I wanted to do from the start. Chapters 1-3 are now a good 9k chapter. I think this might help hook some new readers, but I don't know yet. Let me know what you think if you have an opinion of the matter.

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